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The Neck # 23

Posted by Gianna Elizabeth Ianos on Sunday, February 20, 2011 Under: Big Fat Greek Wedding!

The Neck #23

Names for that part of our body can be very insulting to the owner!
I will give you all a few examples.
  • Turkey neck
  • Jello Neck
  • Elephant Hide
  • Flabby Neck
Now I also know that as we age this part of our anatomy changes. It becomes looser,which makes it appear larger.
Then it will wiggle, or make our snapshots look Dam Awful!
So this is what I do to make some of this appear better than it is...
It is a little trick a model taught Me.... Tighten up your Jaw Muscles when posing for a snapshot!
It really does work, and there is less sag!
Of course we all want the tighter skin back, but other than doing surgery to get that firmer look, we are a product of our Age.
What can improve this area of course as with everything, is eating a balanced diet, exercising, good mositurizer,
genetics do play a role in this too, and of course do what many have done wear collars all year long!lol...

My best suggestion is this, remember the movie Big Fat Greek Wedding!?
Where Aunt Athena is Welcoming the parents of the boyfriend?
She was the one who had the Travel Agency.
In the movie as it is Greek Tradition, they ply you with Orzo and keep telling you Drink Up you Greek Now!
Well as they get snockered, she tells them a story about her visit to her Doctor about the Alien in her body!
He is how she tells it to them.
I can tell you now because you two are family, I went to a gynecligist, or you know a Doctor of some kind,
He tells me I have a growth on my neck! OMG, a growth! Yes a growth he says, but what do we do about that?
We operate and cut it open! Cut it open she replies, why? to see what's inside, and make sure it is not Cancer.
They proceed to schedule the procedure, they cut it open, and you know what they find inside say Aunt Athena.
They find a small Alien,,,,! with legs and small tiny arms, but it is all right now, because they cut it out, and I cannot become anything. You Greek now see nothing Bad ever Happens to the Greeks!
Now if this story and the laughter does not make you feel better about your flabby neck area, nothing will!
Besides you Greek Now and Nothing Happens to The Greeks!!!! lol...
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The Neck # 23

Posted by Gianna Elizabeth Ianos on Sunday, February 20, 2011 Under: Big Fat Greek Wedding!

The Neck #23

Names for that part of our body can be very insulting to the owner!
I will give you all a few examples.
  • Turkey neck
  • Jello Neck
  • Elephant Hide
  • Flabby Neck
Now I also know that as we age this part of our anatomy changes. It becomes looser,which makes it appear larger.
Then it will wiggle, or make our snapshots look Dam Awful!
So this is what I do to make some of this appear better than it is...
It is a little trick a model taught Me.... Tighten up your Jaw Muscles when posing for a snapshot!
It really does work, and there is less sag!
Of course we all want the tighter skin back, but other than doing surgery to get that firmer look, we are a product of our Age.
What can improve this area of course as with everything, is eating a balanced diet, exercising, good mositurizer,
genetics do play a role in this too, and of course do what many have done wear collars all year long!lol...

My best suggestion is this, remember the movie Big Fat Greek Wedding!?
Where Aunt Athena is Welcoming the parents of the boyfriend?
She was the one who had the Travel Agency.
In the movie as it is Greek Tradition, they ply you with Orzo and keep telling you Drink Up you Greek Now!
Well as they get snockered, she tells them a story about her visit to her Doctor about the Alien in her body!
He is how she tells it to them.
I can tell you now because you two are family, I went to a gynecligist, or you know a Doctor of some kind,
He tells me I have a growth on my neck! OMG, a growth! Yes a growth he says, but what do we do about that?
We operate and cut it open! Cut it open she replies, why? to see what's inside, and make sure it is not Cancer.
They proceed to schedule the procedure, they cut it open, and you know what they find inside say Aunt Athena.
They find a small Alien,,,,! with legs and small tiny arms, but it is all right now, because they cut it out, and I cannot become anything. You Greek now see nothing Bad ever Happens to the Greeks!
Now if this story and the laughter does not make you feel better about your flabby neck area, nothing will!
Besides you Greek Now and Nothing Happens to The Greeks!!!! lol...
divadishkitchenscatering.com
missdivadish.yolasite.com

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